Reviews

Commando Clean has received more 7-star ratings than any product Crack Cleaning System on the Internet.

 

I Hate Commando Clean!!!! 

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— Professor Authur D. Skid

one-star-rating 

Commando Clean ruined my life’s work. Read More.

 

Commando Clean Saved My Life!!!! 

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— Arnold “Commando” Spitzer

seven-star-rating

R.U.C.C.? (Are You Commando Clean?). Read More.

 

Commando Clean is Ruining our Lives!!!! 

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— TSA Security Dogs

one-star-rating 

Commando Clean has made Airport Security a disaster. Read More.

 

Thank you Commando Clean!!! 

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— Connor

seven-star-rating

My brother T.J.’s crack is finally clean! And so is my hair. Read More.

 

Thank you kind soul, you saved my life!!!

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— Richard

seven-star-rating

I received a Commando Clean as an anonymous gift, and it changed my life forever. Read More.

 

Commando Clean saved my life. Thank you Commando Clean!!!!

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— Douglas Thurman

seven-star-rating

I’ll never worry about being bullied in Junior High Gym Class again. Read More.

 

Thank you Commando Clean – you saved my life!!!

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–Victoria Clauswall

seven-star-rating

Everyone knows about the hunchbacks, crossed eyes, and bearded women – but, few people know the real reason inbreds are often referred to as “The Bacon Bunch”. Read More.