What You'll Get When You Join the Revolution

Crack Cleaning System

Fresh water spray nozzle to retrofit your toilet.

Dog Tag

Your badge of honor welcoming you to an elite group of individuals.

Temporary Tattoos

An awesome way to display your updated status to your friends.

Pledge

Your commitment to smell great, feel fantastic, walk with confidence, honor and dignity.

Testimonials

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this new technology?
No... most of the world rinses clean after a bowel movement. If you've traveled to Asia, the Middle East, or many parts of Europe, you've experienced the joy of a clean crack.

How does it work?
Turn the handle and a gentle fresh water spray rinses your crack clean. The retractable spray nozzle never comes in contact with your body.

Is it safe?
Absolutely! People around the world have been rinsing their cracks clean for generations. The real question: "Is it safe to wipe with T.P.?"

Can I buy with Paypal?
Yes! We accept Paypal and all major credit cards. We use Paypal to securely process all payments and we never store credit card information.

How does the 110% Guarantee work?
We're so confident you'll love Commando Clean! We offer a 110% refund within 90 days if you're not completely satisfied. (Limited to one unit per customer - additional units refunded 100%)

Is there a warrantee?
Yes! We provide a one year replacement warrantee. No questions asked.

Is it hard to install?
No! It takes just 5 minutes and works with any existing toilet.

Can kids use it?
Yes! In fact we recommend it for anyone who uses a toilet.